General Aladeens Kondolenzschreiben zum Tod von Kim Jong-Il

Dem Komiker Sacha Baron Cohen kommt der Tod des nordkoreanischen Diktatoren Kim Jong-Il, so derb es klingen mag, gerade recht – denn als Promotion zu seinem neuen Film „The Dictator„, in welchem er den Diktatoren des fiktiven Staates Wadiya mimt, liess er sich nicht nehmen, ein Kondolenzschreiben zu verfassen. Gewohnt daneben, wie man es kennt.

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM HIS EXCELLENCY ADMIRAL GENERAL ALADEEN – SUPREME LEADER, ALL TRIUMPHANT GENERAL AND CHIEF OPTHAMOLOGIST OF PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF WADIYA:

I am saddened to learn of the passing of my dear friend Kim Jong-Il. Our thoughts go out to his wife and 813 children.“K-Jo“ was a great leader, good friend and average double’s badminton partner. He died as he lived, in 3 inch lifts. An extraordinary man, he did so much to spread compassion, wisdom and uranium throughout the world.

On behalf of myself, Ahmadinejad, Chavez, and Newt Gingrich, we would like to welcome his son, Kim Jong-Un into the „Axis of Evil“

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